gerald cooks in half the time! by Kelsey Cotton

Today I learnt if you cut out
a chicken’s backbone and break
it’s breastbone it cooks in half the
time. I’ve filed this normally
useless information away, and
now I’m thinking how fucking
perfect an analogy that is for
how my brain is feeling. Cracked
and smushed and like something
very fucking important is missing.

Cooks in half the time! Break
some things for your culinary
convenience. If you pour boiling
water over it, that’ll make the
skin extra crispy. Perhaps it’s
to compensate for the bones
that have just been snapped
and ripped out. Got to have that
satisfactory snap elsewhere. Cooks
in half the time! Thank fuck
I’m not a chicken with crispy skin

Posted in C19

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